every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
here’s a video of me
IM GONNA FUCKING SCREAM
When the bae texts you to come over
every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
This isn’t even his final form.
his royal highness Prince George of Cambridge casually chucking up a deuce as he leaves the hospital
our little gangsta :’)
I CANT BREATH LORD JESUS CHRIST FUCK OMG
did this guy just livetweet a poisoning
that he committed
Social media needs to go away forever
YOU FEELIN’ ME?