fainting sheep.

coochielatte:

jackanthonyfernandez:

carmelinaxox:

this is how gay people communicate 

Screaming

OH MY GOD

jarrodforever:

this is real

jarrodforever:

this is real

mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

jdude000:

OH MY GOD

Cosmo Sex Tip #754

stopwhitepeopleforever:

When he asks you if you’re close, whisper in his ear “bitch I might be.”

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

weekendwolvess:

omfg this kills me every time 

weekendwolvess:

omfg this kills me every time 

armisael:

the best video on the internet

flordemilraices:

vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

I
Can’t
Stop
Watching
This

realmfighter:

kanbarus:

poor kitten has a cold and can’t stop sneezing

rock the fuck out little cat

dekutree:

*lame nigga voice* i don’t get a hug? 

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails